they can do that??
(Source: americanboyftkanye, via abefroman-sausagekingofchicago)
me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*
me: oh my god
me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good
(via nomnivore1)
i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance
(Source: fandomlife-confessions, via ejacutastic)
tv chef lady like “i love spice (:” -adds one tiny jalapeño with all seeds removed to stir fry-
TV chef lady like “I love spice (:” - Takes A massive Bong hit of K2 and drives her car into a roller rink
(via softwaring)
I’m not homeless, just houseless….ass
Everyone left tumblr
But dont worry, your not famous or notable in anyway shitposter is still here to fill your feed with dumb shit bc hey
(Source: k3vxz93pfd28bdw0s2, via confirmance)
watching your titties get sucked on is therapeutic
Doing the titty sucking is therapeutic
couples therapy
(Source: nazmango, via imsopunkrxck)
(Source: catchymemes, via tubegayarmy)
Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife
(via tubegayarmy)